>be me
>straya bloke, 28, professional VB demolisher
>payday hits
>go to bottle-o to stock up for the weekend
>walk in like I own the joint
>spot a slab of VB on sale for 50 dollarydoos
>beaut
>grab two slabs, a meat pie, and a cheeky scratchie
>checkout lady gives me a nod of respect
>"that’ll be 103.50"
>pull out me wallet
>nothing but moths and a receipt from Macca’s
>realise I left me card in the ute
>run out like a galah, trip over a traffic cone
>slab goes flying, cans everywhere
>random bloke yells “you right, mate?”
>nahcobrakarenot.jpeg
>scramble to pick up me VBs like they’re sacred relics
>go back in, card was in me pocket the whole time
>pay, dignity still missing
>scratchie wins 5 dollarydoos
>use it to buy another meat pie
>Australia wins again

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>check JB HI-FI website>Switch 2 game prices are the same as games usually area-are we in the clear?

>check JB HI-FI website
>Switch 2 game prices are the same as games usually are
a-are we in the clear?