>>57880748
Luck is a skill.
You think it's easy being as lucky as me? That I'm just blessed somehow to win in contests and when using RNG based teams in tourneys or my gym? WRONG. I put in the WORK and that's how I beat you. Let me tell you how my day went before the server started.
>wake up at 2 AM
>go outside with a gun and shoot every black cat I see to ensure they never cross my path
>go home
>eat my breakfast (a big bowl of 4 leaf clovers)
>craft lemon pigs until noon
>go to the store
>get looked at funny, can't tell why because I don't go near mirrors
>buy 7 whole chickens
>take the wishbones out and eat them whole to absorb the luck from them
>go around my house and turn the many horseshoes on the walls to face downwards to pour luck on me then back up
>eat my dinner, a big bowl of ladybugs
>release one of my stored albatrrosses to fly away
>go to sleep on a bamboo bed with my pillow being a pillowcase full of rabbit's feet
I did this every day for a year before the server started. Now I have enough luck to last me for the next few months, and you will see me win many events and gym battles.

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