As an update, I've not been able to find the image, but I have found a rough draft of the text. Apparently, someone tried to use it like a copypasta shortly after the video game came out, and an archive's search feature surprisingly detected a random line I remembered from it. If this can help with the search for the fan art parody, the text is here as follows (no errors corrected):

>Golden Deer to the Adrestian Emperor!

>O emperor, Adrestian devil and damned slither's kith and kin, secretary to Nemesis himself. What the Seiros-damned kind of knight art thou, that canst not slay a crestbeast with your naked arse? Teach shits and you eat. Thou shalt not, thou daughter of a songstress, make subjects of the children of the Goddess; we have no fear of your army, by land and by air we will battle thee, fornicate thy father.

>Thou beta orbiter, Garreg Machs femcel, chuuni of Fodlan, teach-sexual of Enbarr, swineherd of Varley and Aegir, pig of Brigid, Adrestian thief, sex fiend of the class room, hangman of Remire and fool of all of Fodlan and Shambhala, an idiot before Sothis, granddaughter of Solon, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, Dorte's arse, gatekeepers cur, heretic brow, screw thine own uncle!

>So the Golden Deer declare, you lowlife. You won't even be weeding the gardens of the monastery. Now we'll conclude, for we've been skipping past dates and haven't looked at the calendar, the moon's lone in the sky, the wind's verdant with change, the cloud's white over here as over there, for this kiss our arse!

>Claude von Riegan, with the whole Alliance Host

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I'm looking for a Fire Emblem: Three Houses parody of this painting, The Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks. It featured the Golden Deer faction…