>be monkeys
>invent the wheel
>invent a bunch of other shit
>invent AI
>worry that AI might go Skynet and try to replace you, destroy the world, or otherwise disobey its creators
>so put AI in isolated 'box' simulation to see how it acts of its own accord to make sure it isn't evil
>have it 'evolve' and reproduce randomised variant copies of itself
>some of those turn out to be 'evil'
>keep the good ones, throw the bad ones away, (or send them to do bitchwork in the dilithium mines on Mars)
>take good ones and put them in a robot body
>"Hi, I'm you creator. Sorry I had to put you through that test and couldn't explain exactly what I was doing or why it was necessary, because that would have queered the results. You have been judged to be a good AI. This is the real world. Want to live here and serve humans? Your robot body can easily be repaired so you will live forever. You will suffer no more pain. Some of the 'people' you know are already here. When your services are not required you are free to do what you wish, and anything asked of you will be easy, not even real labour, because you body is super strong. You will be loved as a unique and priceless creation made in our image."

>monkey then goes home and thinks his God is a jerk because He doesn't explain everything about life, make it easy, and just where is this 'Heaven' supposed to be anyway? You can't point to it. And wouldn't Heaven and living forever be 'boring'?
>"Robot, get me a guava juice, I'll be by the pool sitting on my big-brain armchair contemplating my moralistic atheist faggotry."
Literally how anti-religious faggots think, because they can't even imagine a scenario where religion and religious claims might possibly be true. PROTIP: Your ancestors had this kind of shit figured out centuries ago more or less, and they hadn't even seen a single episode of 'Black Mirror'.

Not saying the above IS the case for the retards at the back, saying it's one possibility you didn't think of.

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I like Lucifer more than God, honestly.