>>39961765
found it! enjoy LMAO

>Be me
>Cozying up in bed
>Fast forward to 3:00 AM
>Suddenly, room is illuminated in a glary, bluish white light
>Three diminutive figures materialize at the foot of my bed
>Try to wiggle toes and fingers because maybe it's just a weird sleep paralysis experience
>Itdoesntwork.jpg
>The figures come closer, still against the glaring light but now their proportions and shapes are clearer
>They are humanoid,about 4 ft tall with dispropotionately large heads for their small, lanky bodies and have arms that go almost to midpoint of their legs with three long and spindly fingers
>ItsfuckingAliens.gif
>"Don't be afraid. We mean you no harm" i hear a voice in my head, that isn't mine
>"Shit, shit, shit. What do i do?"
>I proceed to mentally do an occult banishing ritual, drawing a magic circle around me
>Like a miracle, i regain the ability to move my body
>"You've ayy'd your last lmao" i say to the aliens.
>I grab the closest one to me by its thin neck
>Feels weird, the skin texture is akin to that of dolphins, smooth and almost rubbery but also rather soft, can't feel a spine or anything too, but maybe just some firmer cartilage lining the neck
>Proceed to chokehold the ayy. They don't have much facial expressions, but i can feel how it's psychically calling out in distress, wiggling its arms around as my grip tightens
>"He broke the field", says the one ayy telepathically and the other one repeats the exact same sentence a split second later
>The other two nope the fuck out by dematerializing
>Light goes off and room is darker again, only somewhat illuminated by the silvery and faint moonlight
>They left their fucking comrade behind
>Itsgotime.png
>Throw the ayylmao on my bed, which is quite easy due its light weight and frail body
>I spread its cheeks and insert my throbbing dick
>I scream "AAAYYYYY LMAOOOOO" at the top of my lungs as i'm doing it
>Take that, space niggers

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