>wife apparently has some kind of family curse
>first born males of the women along her family tree end up dying young in water-related accidents, e.g. slipped on ice and hit by a car, drowned in a lake after years of fishing in the same boat on the same lake, and a boiler room explosion that cooked him alive, just from the last three times it's happened
>the women themselves end up living past ninety, with freakishly bad luck haunting them every step of the way
>saw her nearly completely sever her pinky finger with a knife while cutting vegetables because our cat bumped into a mop and startled her
>lost a shoe to a water grate in a parking lot
>broke a molar biting into the one olive in a jar that had a pit in it
>having met the rest of them, heard some stories, and quietly looked into their genealogy, looks legit
>running theme among all of them seems to be that it's enough to make them suffer, but never enough to take them out, and they all call it the "black cloud of doom"
>our eldest son is just turning 17 this year
>the only thing I can think is that Pascal's Wager suddenly makes a lot of sense

I'm assuming that my research into the spooky mojo is superficial and inaccurate, but I've been led to believe that a pair of separate spell jars with hair from the wife and our boy with rosemary, sea salt, coffee, and garlic, soaked with moon water, would be our best bet.

I'm a tech monkey. This kind of thing really isn't my wheelhouse. I appreciate any guidance that anyone cares to offer on this.

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