I was reading the Goyble the other day and a particular passage struck me:
>Jeremiah 17:6
>"He is like a shrub in the desert, and shall not see any good come. He shall dwell in the parched places of the wilderness, in an unhinhabited salt land."
This passage is referring to people who value physical things rather than God, but that's not the interesting part. What stood out to me was the bit about "salt". On a hunch, I started looking up things about jews and salt, and there are a ton of connections.
>da joos have a "covenant of salt" which symbolizes their (alleged) bond with God
>salt is so incredibly jewish that almost every form of salt is considered "kosher" even if its production hasn't actually been overseen using kosher practices, which is why it's the #1 kosher-labeled item you'll see at every store (because they call it kosher even if it technically isn't)
>salt is a commom housewarming gift for new jewb home owners and married couples
>they even have a process called "kashering" where they use salt to extract excess blood from meat before eating it
>salt often comes in "cubes" and is in supremely jewish looking even at the molecular level
And my personal favorite, the real kicker:
>The world's longest salt mine is in Israel, and it's (you guessed it) 6 miles long
Now, just what in tarnation is going on with heebs and this common table condiment?

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I was reading the Goyble the other day and a particular passage struck me:>Jeremiah 17:6>"He is like a shrub in the desert, and…

I was reading the Goyble the other day and a particular passage struck me:
>Jeremiah 17:6
>"He is like a shrub in the desert, and…